Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I was going to title this "Sorry guys," then I realized I don't give a fuck

Things have been a little weird lately. I don't know if Stormy just got in my head, or what, but I've been hearing slightly off noises at night, and I've been seeing weird shadows, too. The worst part is the dreams, though... I can't remember anything about them, except dread. It doesn't help that Ken is starting to see this bald guy everywhere. Even changed his blops emblem to him. I think it's just an elaborate joke to freak me out. Ken would do that...

On a happier note, Ken seems to be doing a bit better. (At least in person) And school is almost over with. 2 weeks, approximately. It's hella late this year because we had about 11 snow days. It's crazy as shit, but whatcha gonna do.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Portal 2: A monologue

Let me start out by saying, I haven't finished the game yet. I'm currently on the part where white gel is first introduced.

With that out of the way, I'm going to say, this might just be the best game I have ever played. I was a pretty big fan of Portal the first. Its atmosphere tottered between quirky science humor, and intense puzzles, and this game is that, times about one hundred. Between Wheatley's sense of "wit" and glad0s'... unusual new mood, it all just fits. The dialogue is seamless and flows brilliantly.

The puzzles themselves are a step beyond. A few of them so far have actually taken me around 15 minutes to complete (which, if you knew me, is an eternity). Every new aspect feels... well... new. From the first time you get light bridges, to the first aerial faith plate, to the first time you see blue gel. It all feels new, and you feel like you're actually learning how to do something instead of just fucking around for a solution.

I'll type more on this later. A quick final note: Ken, if that business man keeps following you, I've got your back. I've been itching for a fight lately anyway...

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mother fuckin' mother fuckers fucking whoobity doo.

Been a while, internet/two people who read this. My life has been hard and heavy with finals studying and final papers and a whole bunch of other bullshit nonsense.

After this week though, shit will get regular and back to your daily normal programming. We thank you for your cooperation in this rough time.